Oh yeah? All right. More Info. / Send a message.Tumblr (3.0; @jacobmartinez)http://jacobmartinez.org/<p>One of the things that has always bothered me about the various Star Trek series&#8217; is that when characters run a program in the holodeck that requires a certain costume they physically put on those costumes in their rooms and then walk with them on to the holodeck. Why? Why replicate physical material and wear it instead of just letting the holodeck overlay a costume onto your body? IT DOESN&#8217;T MAKE ANY SENSE.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23843562335http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23843562335Sat, 26 May 2012 23:31:43 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4m4pmNscj1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“I don’t know what they’re talking about. I have to look up every other word in the dictionary then I have to look up those words in the children’s dictionary. Takes me a half hour to read a page.”</em></p> <p><em>Where The Heart Is. </em>2000.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23779047715http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23779047715Fri, 25 May 2012 23:34:34 -0500Novalee Nation<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lyvz9v9k1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had oysters for the first time today. They taste exactly the way you’d think they taste. With lemon juice on them they’re better, they taste exactly like lemons. Basically what I’m saying is lemons taste good. </p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23771640837http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23771640837Fri, 25 May 2012 21:28:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k34ikT2n1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Me</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23709697328http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23709697328Thu, 24 May 2012 21:05:06 -0500me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k2rvGYyu1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This cake was delicious. No, actually now that I think about it, it wasn’t that good.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23709181742http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23709181742Thu, 24 May 2012 20:57:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/23651597725/tumblr_m37zhzIpeu1qg2z87&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://muhriaa.tumblr.com/post/22022447303/im-a-hex-girl-from-scooby-doo-the-witchs" class="tumblr_blog">muhriaa</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>“I’m a Hex Girl” from Scooby Doo & the Witch’s Ghost.</em></p></blockquote>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23651597725http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23651597725Wed, 23 May 2012 22:01:57 -0500Easy guys it's just The Hex Girls<p>I spend most of my time trying to figure out which junk food is the most healthful while ignoring the fact that fruits and vegetables exist.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23639734124http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23639734124Wed, 23 May 2012 19:14:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i2ew8jKH1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Billy:</strong> Speaking of which, our communicators are fully functional again thanks to Zordon and Alpha.<br/><strong>Kimberly:</strong> Cool. So, like, we can teleport and communicate to the command center with these things?<br/><strong>Billy:</strong> Affirmative.<br/><strong>Kimberly:</strong> This is <em>so</em> nineties.</p> </blockquote> <p><em>Mighty Morphin Power Rangers</em>. Season 1, Episode 2 “High Five”.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23638292712http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23638292712Wed, 23 May 2012 18:54:00 -0500<p>90% of the reason why I didn&#8217;t attend my own commencement ceremony is how absolutely cheap the gowns always look. They look like they cost 15 cents to make out of downcycled vinyl umbrellas. I just saw a group photo of graduates and literally thought &#8220;Why are all those dudes wearing trash bags?&#8221;</p> <p>And it&#8217;s not even like you can go out and buy your own nice gown, because then you&#8217;d stick out like a sore thumb for the entire ceremony and everyone would think you were a jerk (which you would be if you did that). </p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23570799626http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23570799626Tue, 22 May 2012 18:01:00 -0500Special concentration in Shitting All Over Your Accomplishments<p><ol><li>I realized recently, that if I wash each dish immediately after using it, then I&#8217;ll never have to wash the dishes. It&#8217;s the best thing to ever happen to me for my well being.</li> <li>I just completely solved all potential zombie outbreaks: Guns that shoot out maggots and dermestid beetles. Also, helicopters that drop them on cities.</li> </ol></p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23554691210http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23554691210Tue, 22 May 2012 13:49:08 -0500Me: Kobe Bryant's Wikipedia article has the most references I've ever seen for any article ever.<br /> James (thebluefrenchhorn.tumblr.com): Napoleon's has 212, Kobe has 257.http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23516306633http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23516306633Mon, 21 May 2012 20:18:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bufqkHWS1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://makehimloveme.org/">Makehimloveme.org</a></p> <p>I was looking up the lyrics to a Captain & Tennille song when I found this website (this is how you know I’m telling the truth, because nobody would make something like that up).</p> <p>Featured articles include:</p> <ul><li><em>How To Touch A Guy And Make Him Want You</em></li> <li><em>Text Your Ex Back – How To Make A Guy Want You Back Through Text Messages </em></li> </ul>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23416117680http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23416117680Sun, 20 May 2012 10:17:33 -0500<iframe src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify:track:0zfDAGfY1uMr9wnP4JnyME&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" style="width:500px;height:580px;"></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>O.A.R - Dareh Meyod</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>It’s a shame you can’t hear me </em><br/><em> Scream my lungs out believe me</em></p> </blockquote>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23243121389http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23243121389Thu, 17 May 2012 15:06:14 -0500“You have really nice eyelashes.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>Cashier at Ulta, to me.</p> <p>A compliment I have consistently received since I was a baby. </p></em>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23242160331http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23242160331Thu, 17 May 2012 14:49:50 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4580yH7ze1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had dinner at <a href="http://www.lafondaonmain.com/">La Fonda on Main</a> today, which is a very old very fancy restaurant in San Antonio. They’re so fancy that instead of gift cards, they issue “elegant, privately minted brass coins”</p> <p>So I picked up a $10 denomination as a souvenir.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23201882476http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23201882476Wed, 16 May 2012 20:26:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44hkg3zec1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYWolfman.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23168286810http://jacobmartinez.org/post/23168286810Wed, 16 May 2012 10:55:28 -0500Hair-metal Wolfman<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3qjo45IBQ1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone’s talking about The Avengers lately, and if you’re a casual fan who wants to learn more about the heroes or even a more dedicated fan of the comics, you should check out the animated series <em>The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes</em>. It’s a 26 episode run that is so well put together not only as a part of The Avengers catalog but as a TV show in general. Many of these episodes are a hundred times better than <em>The Avengers</em> movie is.</p> <p>You can watch all 26 episodes on Netflix instant. </p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22697058872http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22697058872Tue, 08 May 2012 22:14:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mzll1aAn1qz4v43o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mzll1aAn1qz4v43o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Pictures of a suit jacket I didn’t get.</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22586855149http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22586855149Mon, 07 May 2012 09:04:08 -0500Strike a pose<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39ehnuSKa1qznda7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heathcliffheathcliff.com/post/22074642336/from-fulton-pier-ink-on-paper-2012" class="tumblr_blog">heathcliffheathcliff</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>From Fulton Pier</em></p> <p>Ink on paper. 2012.</p></blockquote>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22075139952http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22075139952Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:10:22 -0500art<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UeAcCN9EsaI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Texas Countryside feat. Wind Turbines</p>http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22072391035http://jacobmartinez.org/post/22072391035Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:31:57 -0500