Jacob Martinez

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  • The man asked me what kind of sauce I wanted with my chicken nuggets and I froze up and said barbecue when really I should have said ranch. I really wanted ranch.
  • Saffron is actually the most expensive thing on earth.
  • Stellar.io is not going to go anywhere. You guys can trust me on this one.
  • The entire concept of shaving is so weird to me. I scrape a sharpened piece of steel across my skin to remove hair. That’s such a human thing to do.

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