Jacob Martinez
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Just came up with the most ingenious plan.
- I will encourage every couple I know to get married, thereby eliminating a potential mate and reducing the number of competition by 1.
- If everybody in the world pairs off then I will be left with the most undesirable woman on the planet (after I kill all the dudes left over).
- I am both willing to, sink that low, and to spend the rest of my life honing my killing abilities instead of legitimately looking for a date.
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