Today I got to one of my classes about 30 min early and there was already a guy sitting in the seat next to the seat I usually sit in. And I know this guy usually sits a row or two back, so I have no idea what the hell he’s doing next to my seat, but I figure that he’ll probably move before class starts so I put my trapper keeper down and leave.
I come back 20 minutes later and the guy is still sitting there. So I sit down and then one of the guys friends comes and tries to sit next to me on the other side. The following conversation ensued:
Me: You know you guys usually sit one row above right?
Them: What?
Me: I always sit here. You always sit one row above.
Them: Oh, is this your seat?
Me: No, but it’s not yours.
And then they left and I got to tell the girl that usually sits next to me the whole thing when she came.