I set a new personal best the other day when I not only forgot to zip up my pants but also left them unbuttoned while walking around town

This has happened to me twice.

Once when I was working at SeaWorld. I had gone to the bathroom at one stadium and then walked to Shamu stadium and couldn’t understand why all the guests were staring at me.

The second time at the Ottawa Little Theater during the intermission of a production of Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect. I offended an old man that was dressed like he was seeing the finest opera.

Also this kind of happened to Mr. Sumpter once in class. We noticed that he had rubbed up against some white paint or something and it was all over his belt and the front of his pants. So we told him and he went back to his desk to remove his belt, but as soon as he unbuckled it Mrs. Greff came in with a female visitor from somewhere or another. Mr. Sumpter forgot that his belt was undone and hurried over to greet them. I have no memory of what happened after that.

(Source: hellhoundraiser)

Jacob Martinez

I set a new personal best the other day when I not only forgot to zip up my pants but also left them unbuttoned while walking around town

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