Today I saw my friend Paras walking with a girl, as they passed by I shouted “Hey, Paras!” and he answered with the standard Now-Is-Really-Not-A-Good-Time-For-Me-To-Be-Seen-With-You-Jacob-I-Mean-What-With-The-Girl-And-All-Please-Please-Please-Don’t-Cock-Block-Me-Like-You-Do-Everyone-Else-Not-Me-Not-This-Time-I-Mean-Just-Look-At-This-Chick-I-Swear-I-Will-Come-For-You-In-The-Night-And-End-Your-Life-If-You-Do-Thanks look.
And then I was like Paras who?
