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James Gutierrez: I'm quite unhipster.
James Gutierrez: She's not that ugly.
Jacob Martinez: You're a dirty schlarbface
James Gutierrez: I think you just have unreasonable standards.
Jacob Martinez: Hipsters wish they could be as dirty as you
Jacob Martinez: They don't bathe for weeks and still somehow you always seem to underclass them.

Jacob Martinez