Jacob Martinez

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I find it hard to believe that “washing dishes” actually washes dishes. I mean come on! There is no way on earth the dishes I just washed are clean.

1. I soaked them with other dirty dishes, so they were just floating around in filth.

2. I scrubbed them with sponges and rags that had just scrubbed other dirty dishes.

3. I dried them off with a towel which I do not know the history of.

Nothing is clean! Nothing can ever be clean!

The only thing I’d ever trust is the industrial steaming machine that sterilized dog bowls we had at my old work. Those bowls came out clean.

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