There’s a guy that orders some spicy chicken sandwiches all the time, and every single time he has the biggest smile on his face. Normally I can’t stand people like that, but he just seems so genuinely happy that I can’t help but smile. So today I asked him about it,
Me: You’re always so positive man, you always seem so happy. What’s the deal with that?
Him: I have to be, man. I have to.
Now I’m imagining him in some kind of Speed/Crank style situation where if he’s not super happy all the time his heart will explode or something.