So I eat a lot of almonds. I mean like a crazy amount of almonds. I usually buy them by the pound from a guy in California, but the last time I bought some I got them at Target.
These almonds were so hard. It was like eating other teeth, so I’ve been complaining on twitter for many moons about how hard these almonds are.
The other day I bought some other brand of almonds and now these are way too soft.
This is what my life is like.
