Jacob Martinez

I can describe 90% of all conversations that take place in the Financial Aid Services office.

• Financial Aid: OK, your paperwork is all turned in, it'll be processed in a few weeks.
• You (a few weeks later): How's that paperwork coming?
• FA: Not quite done yet, check back later.
• You (later & after the deadlines for the paperwork): Did that paperwork ever go through?
• FA: You never turned anything in.
• You: Yes I did!
• FA: Nuh-uh!
• You: Yes.
• FA: Nuh-uh!
• You: Yes, I did.
• FA (sticks fingers in ears): LALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALA