
Name: Jacob Nicolas Martinez
Age: 23
Studying: I’m a graduate student studying community mental health counseling.
Where else: Click the blocks at the bottom of this page to find me elsewhere on the internet.
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Also: I’m making a spreadsheet of everything Jarod pretended to be in the hit show of the late 90’s, The Pretender. It’s still in progress and probably will be forever.
Testimonials:
“You’re an interesting man, that’s all.”
“I have discovered that when I am around you, I am very… average.”
“The patient is a pleasant, 22 year old male in no apparent distress who looks his given age, well nourished with good attention to hygiene and body habitus.”
Me: Now he knows how I feel.
Daniel Arredondo: Nobody knows how you feel, Jacob.
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