February 2012
Blood pronounced /blud/
I’ve never understood all the half-marathon braggadocio. You did half of something other people do? I don’t put a bumper sticker on my car for eating half a footlong sandwich.
I donated blood today for the first time ever. They said I would feel a satisfied feeling at the thought of saving lives but I didn’t. I like looking at blood though.
I also could have given everyone...
I just cleaned up the rubbers on my ping pong paddle and man it feels good. All I want to do is go bust some skulls but I have no one to play with.
Pretty Didn't Matter
The one-liners in Pretty Little Liars are out of this world.
When we met she had a pair of brand new white shoes that she was afraid of getting muddy. We stepped very carefully in those days. A year after we lost touch I saw her and her shoes now tinted brown and ripping at the seams. I met someone who I didn’t have to step so carefully around.
There is a guy that goes to my school (or...
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An old lady talked to me in line at Wal*Mart and somehow conned me into giving her my email and phone number for some kind of pyramid scheme she’s involved in.
Let me dissect that:
An old lady attempted communication with me and succeeded, violating my Never Talk To Strangers policy. Mind control? Extreme Suggestibility Spray?
She asked if I needed “additional income” and said...
Watch Paul McCartney & Wings was so much better than The Beatles. Accept it.
That's What. That's What.
Liz: Come on, Nick, let's go!
Me: He's not coming, he's doing something with [PERSON OF INTEREST].
Liz: FUUUUUUU—
Me: You can't get in the way of that, Liz, it's love.
Liz: It's not love it's one-sided affection.
Me: Yeah, that's what love is. . .
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Question
Suppose we perfect interstellar travel and find no inhabited planets in our neck of the woods but plenty of planets which could some day support life. Do you think that it would be right, or indeed, our responsibility to “seed” these planets with genetic material that may someday be the groundwork for their entire existence?
