February 2012
January 2012
Netflix'n The Night Away
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior isn’t good. It was barely even trying to be good.
And they use the words “ingress” and “egress” way too often. The only person that’s ever said that in any other show was Lt. Cmdr. Data in TNG.
How To Be Not-Sad. A Few Simple But Not...
Step Zero: Identify and pinpoint what maladaptive* thoughts and feelings are and where they originate.
This is an absolutely essential step for any kind of therapy but can often be difficult for people who have never really thought about these kinds of things.
You want to be able to identify how you feel and what you’re thinking at any given point in time.
Also, be able to identify what...
The man asked me what kind of sauce I wanted with my chicken nuggets and I froze up and said barbecue when really I should have said ranch. I really wanted ranch.
Saffron is actually the most expensive thing on earth.
Stellar.io is not going to go anywhere. You guys can trust me on this one.
The entire concept of shaving is so weird to me. I scrape a sharpened piece of steel across my skin to...
I didn’t go to my cousin’s funeral because I had nothing to wear. For some reason I have no black slacks. Every time I buy slacks my weight changes such that I only get to wear them once and then I can never fit in them again.
I miss 2 years ago.
It’s not raining so I think I’m going to run to the store to get some ingredients I need to make zarda. All of my meals are...
Words are bolded for no reason.
I kind of don’t want to do anything this entire year just in case the world actually ends. I basically have a reverse case of the “What would you do if you had one day to live?” thing. I wouldn’t do anything, because nothing I did would matter.
I think a bug bit me behind my ear. Either that or I have a pimple behind my ear. I actually hope there is a bug in my bed...
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Just came up with the most ingenious plan.
I will encourage every couple I know to get married, thereby eliminating a potential mate and reducing the number of competition by 1.
If everybody in the world pairs off then I will be left with the most undesirable woman on the planet (after I kill all the dudes left over).
I am both willing to, sink that low, and to spend the rest of my life honing my killing abilities instead of...
“‘If you can forgive me, forgive me,’ said her eyes, ‘I am so...”
– Princess Ekaterina “Kitty” Alexandrovna Shcherbatskaya and Konstantin Dmitrievich Levin via a series of looks after she rejects his marriage proposal.
Tolstoy, L. (2003). Anna Karenina. (Garnett, C., Trans. Stade, G., Ed.). New York: Barnes & Noble Books. (Original work published...
Ahmed
When I was in high school this guy from Saudi Arabia named Ahmed passed through San Antonio because his dad was doing some military thing here, and so for a few days he had to go to my school for some reason. (??? Actually the more I think about this story the weirder it seems, but it happened).
One of our teachers picked two groups of us to hang out with Ahmed after school for an hour,...
I’ve been focusing a lot on people’s ears lately and it’s weirding me out. Everybody’s ears are different and I don’t like it. I wish everyone had the same ears.
I’m actually having a hard time believing that life itself is anything like it is in Felicity. I guess that’s why it’s a TV show.
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“An ugly, good-natured man, as he considered himself, might, he supposed, be...”
– Tolstoy, L. (2003). Anna Karenina. (Garnett, C., Trans. Stade, G., Ed.). New York: Barnes & Noble Books. (Original work published 1877).