August 2011
I assume people who don’t know me just call me “that guy who’s always putting on lip balm”
July 2011
The bad thing about rompers is you can never tell how old the girls wearing them are. There’s a lady right next to me at this restaurant and I can’t tell if she’s with her husband or her father.
Tips For Asking People Out on Dates.
1. The desire for interpersonal attachments is a fundamental human motivation.
2. There are no more tips.
“There are no wrong answers here but there might be degrees of rightness.”
– Dr. Laura Levi
Yesterday I saw a sherd of Late Classic Mayan pottery sitting on top of an iPhone. Probably the first time that’s happened in human history.
Let me clarify my last post
Today, after months of drought, we had a torrential downpour which I and a friend were caught in. We were completely drenched so we took shelter in the university center for fear of being torn to pieces.
There were only about 4 other people in the building too waiting for the rain to stop, including a girl who I had one class with once but never talked to. So, soaking wet and with absolutely no...
I just asked out a girl for coffee for the first time ever. Got rejected.
When I tell a story to someone I expect them to say “That’s stupid! You’re stupid!”. If they don’t then I seriously consider their place as a friend.
There’s got to be some kind of cut I can get of all the Harry Potter movies but with only the Alan Rickman scenes strung together. I don’t give a shit about anything else.
Everyone saw harry potter last night and slept in, UTSA is completely empty. Like, Even president Romo is trying to wash off his scar in the bathroom.
“The characterization of kernels used here follows Weatherwax’s discussion...”
– Refocusing the Role of Food-Grinding Tools as Correlates for Subsistence Strategies in the U.S. Southwest, Jenny L. Adams, American Antiquity, Vol. 64, No. 3 (Jul., 1999), pp. 475-498
Corneous and floury.
Another.
Mr. Wilcox: You need to find yourself a single girl, and one not named [REDACTED].
Me: I don't date single girls.
Mr. Wilcox: And one who isn't a shrewd harpy.
Me: Shrewd harpies are my type.
Nick: Say something funny.
Madd Zach: Your face.
James: Oh why are people so intent on hooking you up with random ass girls!?
Me: I don't even care. I'll do it. I'll date anything.
James: Would you date a guy?
James: Would you date [REDACTED]?!
Me: I would date anything.
Me: I'd date a houseplant
Me: I'm not saying I'd go on a second date with it.
Me: but I'd definitely give it a shot.
The jeans I’m wearing are so tight they go up my butt sometimes. But I can never tell if it’s actually happening or if I just think its happening. I need a spotter.
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. . . Oops.
So it turns out I qualified to get all 4 years of college tuition paid for 100% through financial aid but I just found out about it today (a semester away from graduating).
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Working on my night moves.
I’m in need of a job, and I’ve applied to a bunch of hotels to be a night auditor. I really hope I get one of them, it seems like the perfect job for me.