Jacob Martinez: Archive

Just found an old class picture from elementary school and am now looking up the girl I had a crush on but whose name I had forgotten. If she doesn’t have a facebook I’m going to be so mad. Update: oh no! She’s a total duck face girl.

Jun 29th

Jun 27th

Tyler, the Creator - Analog ft. Hodgy Beats I...

Jun 25th

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I have heard that falling into freezing water makes the breath rush out of your lungs and aids in a quick demise due to drowning and hypothermia. So just now I took a very cold shower, partly as a punishment for myself and partly to speed the process up. I normally take very long showers where I contemplate the meaning of life, time travel, and other things of that nature. I plunged my face into...

Jun 23rd

I would like to believe that in failing to be together in one respect, we have learned how to be together in another. And that because of this, returning to the way we were before would be a disgrace, and imply that our struggle was devoid of meaning and substance.

Jun 23rd

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I call this one, I Haz A Thousand Sads

I haz a thousand sads. I can hear the ocean gently lapping at the sides of my hull. The stubble on my chin is never so apparent as when it rubs against your face. I haz a thousand sads. My father sits on the porch night after night. Still in that dark silence I don’t know how he does it. I long to hear the water as it is cut by my bow. If I can’t I go mad. I haz a thousand sads....

Jun 22nd

The Wait.

My room. For some reason I never feel quite comfortable in it when I’m feeling like this. Last time this happened I didn’t sleep in it for days. Tonight I don’t know. I probably will come back to it sometime late in the night. You know what, last time I called for someone to send me a message no one did (no one ever does). But if anyone was ever going to send me a message in my...

Jun 22nd

I’ve been keeping up a little bit with the Casey Anthony trial. I’m really impressed with the experts called to testify. They seem to all be very competent scientists.

Jun 22nd

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The Pit

I do not feel well at all right now. I’ve been having some relationship trouble and now all of the people I’ve ever been in love with are swirling around in my brain. My stomach is knotting. There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice. I’m realizing what I saw in all of these girls: 1. She was someone I really wanted to dance with. Our love was...

Jun 22nd

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Shaving.

I don’t have much facial hair, and I only shave every 3 days or so, so I never really paid much thought to my shaving experience. I’ve used a Gillette Fusion nearly my whole (shaving) life and to be honest it worked perfectly well. I never had any irritation or discomfort using it, and I can shave my entire face and neck in about 8 strokes. But the cartridges for those types of...

Jun 16th

I suggest you compliment my handsomeness.

Can someone send me a message please, so I can see how the new reply system works.

Jun 15th

The ferrule of one of my oldest paint brushes just detached from the handle. As I held the pieces over my sink I imagined the paintbrush saying “I worked very hard…” and then I whispered, “I know you did.”

Jun 15th