February 2011
So in one of my classes we’ve been having some problems with seat jacking. A girl was taking the Girl Who Sits Next To Me’s (Let’s call her Bianca) seat. As I’ve blogged before I have a zero tolerance policy on seat jacking and will enact swift justice.
I took care of the problem, but an even greater threat has emerged. An entire row of desks has been taken out of the...
wideeyedbrowns asked: Today when I was walking home I saw this guy that looked EXACTLY like you from the back/side/something. Like, it startled the shit out of me and I said, "What are you doing here?" but then he turned around I realized it wasn't you. Also, he was drinking bubble tea.
Will need stimulants.
It is 3:30 a.m., and I have two tests later today. I haven’t slept, nor will I (I wake up at 5:30 anyway). Still probably going to ace these tests, even though the first one is in my 8 a.m. class and the second is in my 5:30 p.m. class.
EDIT: Oh also, I figure I could just lay in bed and not sleep, or I could be up doing productive things. Like watching Star Trek.
Heathcliff.
I have a female friend who has the exact same schedule as me. So we compete on all our tests to see who gets a higher score. I beat her in Cognition, but she beat me in Attitudes. We used the Relationships test to settle the tie, and I was certain that I beat her, but today she told me that she got 4 points higher than me. I dashed my head against the wall; and, lifting up my eyes, howled, not...
Childish Gambino - Do Ya Like
I ain’t...
I just saw my first sighting of jeggings in the wild. Two old asian ladies stopped and were fascinated by them and exclaimed “Are those pants made of silk?”.
Dire Straits - Down to the Waterline
Sweet...
Girl: Why are you playing dumb?
Me: I'm not playing, this is just how dumb I am.
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I never find it.
95% of my time is spent looking for where I dropped a piece of chocolate in my lap in the fear that it will melt onto the seat of my pants causing future confusion.
Brag.
I got a 95 on the first test of the semester in a class taught by a professor I’ve taken before. His tests are really easy, and I always end up getting either a 95 or a 97.5. I’ve never been able to make the perfect 100. Yesterday when he handed the tests back he said to me “Man, you should have done better.” and I was like “I know. I know.”
