November 2011
So I’ve been in bed since Thanksgiving and finally went to the doctor today. The nurses asked me why I was coming in today and I said, “If I had to take a guess? Cholera.”
They didn’t think it was funny.
I didn’t have cholera, but I also didn’t have the flu either. Basically they just gave me medicine to stop my MASSIVE DIARRHEA. And I do mean massive.
Like...
Well I’ve spent thanksgiving at home at the mercy of some kind of flu. I’m thankful for having people who will take care of me.
So I just bought a piece of cowhide online, and as I was doing it I thought that I could probably have found one at a store or something, seeing as how I live in Texas and cowhide is never too far away.
Well it turns out that the store I bought the cowhide from has like a million stores in Texas including one in San Antonio. I shouldn’t have paid for shipping.
“Bacteria might multiply to infinity and still remain only bacteria, just as...”
– Thomson, W. H. (1911). Life, death and immortality. New York: Funk & Wagnalls Company.
“Our own solid earth, which is seven times heavier than if it were all granite,...”
– Thomson, W. H. (1911). Life, death and immortality. New York: Funk & Wagnalls Company.
So there’s a girl who sits next to me in one of my classes (there always is), and we do a lot of group work together. She’s one of the best partners I’ve ever had; very intelligent and motivated. The way she speaks is amazing, she uses words normal people don’t, and she pulls them off like she was saying them out of the womb. I wish she could be my partner, not just in...
In the computer lab at school
Guy #1: I don't want to do this!
Guy #2: This isn't just for class it's to contribute to society.
Guy #1: Society doesn't need me.
Mom: Why don't you ask a girl to go with you?
Me: All the girls I know I've either already dated or hate me.
Mom: Why do they hate you?
Me: Because I keep trying to date them.
WatchI went to a walk for Diabetes awareness or something like that today and there was a really cool band made up of preadolescents. I didn’t catch the name of the band, but they literally got on stage, played this one song and then left.
Talkin' about Aaliyah.
Me: I want that baby noise to follow me around everywhere
AJ: That is probably one of the more creepier things you've said in a long while....
