April 2010
March 2010
Put ‘em in your shirt like some apples.
– Some guy to James Gutierrez when he bought 6 (six) hamburgers.
http://tumbl.me/ask →
Nobody ever asks me anything. I suppose I should have advertised it a bit, but now when no one asks me anything I’ll know that no one really wants to ask me anything.
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On Man and Machine
I was in bed catching up on some sleep when I started thinking about immortality (as I often do). I fully believe, that in my lifetime, the human race will at least have the rudimentary structure down for extending the “life” of one’s consciousness beyond one’s physical body.
The metaphor of “downloading” our consciousness into a computer is often used as an...
If we study Japanese art, we discover a man who is undeniably wise,...
– Vincent van Gogh to his brother Theo van Gogh, 1888
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Perfectly average
In my school’s library there is one stairway leading to the second floor. The stairway terminates at this second floor in such a way that it takes the place of what would be the fourth wall of perfectly average square room. The room, however perfectly average, contains an octagonal balcony which overlooks the first floor. The railing of said balcony reaching to approximately chest height of...
This I Tell You.
A lot of times when I talk to people that don’t know me that well they’ll be like “What did you just say? I can’t understand you”, or they think I’ve said something else entirely (often something very vulgar). So I have to repeat whatever it is I just said, sometimes multiple times, until they can finally understand it. But it happens to me too, when I listen to...
She & She
I don’t like She & Him because Zooey Deschanel’s voice reminds me of what she looks like, and what she looks like reminds me of what her sister looks like, and what her sister looks like reminds me of how much better Emily is. Emily’s always are.
What would concern you more?
a) finding out the person you love is actually a robot
or
b) finding out the person you love is actually an alien from outer space
On the one hand, if you choose robot you’ll realize that you’ve been duped into loving an emotionless machine, of giving your soul to something that can never have one. And on the other, you’ll realize that the only thing you’ve ever truly...
Cut and Shoot, TX →
According to one local legend, Cut and Shoot was named after a 1912 community confrontation that almost led to violence. According to differing versions of the story, the dispute was either over:
The design of a new steeple for the town’s only church,
The issue of who should be allowed to preach there, or
The conflicting land claims among church members.
Another mistake, always made by the vulgarest persons, is that of placing the...
– Figure Drawing Richard G. Hatton (1907)
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Was Skinner emo, as his glasses would suggest?
– hyperseauton - YouTube - Operant conditioning