February 2010
James: I can't believe February is almost over.
Me: Why not, it's the shortest month, it should be the easiest to believe.
Pace
I reached for a bottle of Pace Picante Sauce in my fridge. It turned out to be spaghetti sauce. So, now I’m eating some real salsa I found that expired in 2007 because I’m just that kind of guy this week.
Eyes
Every class day I sit and wait for an hour on the third floor of the business building. And, every class day there are several other people who do as well. We all sit there in silence. There’s a guy who plays his DS, a few people doing homework, me reading. There’s this one guy that comes and sits down, his music blaring from his headphones, and he just sits back and stares, with his...
“I want everything you can find on this detective Evans, if he stole a Baby Ruth...”
– Miss Parker, season 2 episode 2 of The Pretender.
Tho
Eating Raw almonds and Tootsie Rolls (the inch thick kind) is also known as “ruining my orthodontia”
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you, Astral...
Names I'd like Scantron to consider for their...
Rename parSCORE form to POWERscore
The Gradinator & Gradinator 2: Judgment Day
Scantron Brand Patented Machine Readable Papers
Baby Scantron (50 question sheet)
Scantron Legacy Series
Like That
Me: Whoa! Who's that? I think I know that girl.
Nick: You think you know every girl who looks like that.
“The Estonian language is a nightmare to learn.”
– Facts about Estonia — Visitestonia.com
At least they’re honest.
The Second Season is Coming →
I’ve begun my rigorous work on season 2 of my Pretender Spreadsheet, which aims to track everything the pretender pretended to be in a television series more than 10 years old.
Expect data, on at least one episode, up in the next few hours.
I want to eat two icecream sandwiches...
but I’m just not that quick.
Fire
I want to go to the Twin Peaks Festival but I’m afraid I’m not hardcore enough. The people that go every year are crazy.
To whoever asked me a question:
I’m trying to answer it, but I don’t think it’s working. Yours is the first question I have ever received, so I don’t know what’s supposed to happen. If it did work, then you will get the same response many times. I’m so sorry.
Anonymous asked: I think you're exceptionally interesting and totally hilarious.
I have a huuuuuge internet crush on you...have for months.
*asks anonymously
SIGH
I have a huuuuuge internet crush on you...have for months.
*asks anonymously
SIGH
Nook Owners
Bring your Nook into a B&N and get 10% off any CD, offer good til the end of the month.
I was the first one to do it at the Barnes & Noble I went to. You connect to the store’s WiFi and go down to “More In Store” and scroll over for the coupon code. I haven’t tried it, but I’m thinking the code will be different every time you go (or at least different every...
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Invisible Man
On Monday, one of my classes was canceled. As I walked away from the room I saw the girl that sits in front of me walking. I stopped her and told her that class was canceled. She thanked me and kept walking.
Today, I get to class and that girl sits in her usual spot in front of me, and the girl who sits next to me sits in her usual spot next to me. Now, these girls talk to each other all the...
“Now, I’d like two eggs, over hard. I know, don’t tell me; it’s...”
– FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper
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“The fleshy, juicy, acidulous pulp of the fruit is mature when coloured brown or...”
– Tamarind - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
