September 2009
Delimited
Online discussions with professors involved never end well. This is a response by one of my profs to a question about i-clickers.
“Once you’ve done that, it won’t automatically change your grade as there is no automatized roll over facility. I’ll have to run a program to pick up the registration. Then I’ll need to run another program to create an excel output file....
Don’t suppose I’ll ever know
what it means to be a man
something I...
– The Goo Goo Dolls (John Rzeznik) - Slide
Guide to Spam-like Products →
My favorite website.
A Note on Belief in Evolution.
findsunshine:
loveyourchaos:
somerset:
thedailywhat:
Unlike religion or some intangible philosophy, evolution is not for you to “believe” or “disbelieve” in. The statement “I don’t believe in evolution” is an empty one as evolution, again, unlike religion, is not something that requires your belief in order to be true. Similarly, to say “I believe in evolution” is to suggest that evolution...
How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had...
– Count Dracula “protecting” Johnathan Harker from his brides in Dracula, by Bram Stoker
This pita’s kicking my ass.
– Nick R.
The women looked pretty, except when you got near them, but they were very...
– Dracula - Bram Stoker
Oh mercy
I mean, I’m a real fan of Twilight. I read the series when everyone said...
– http://jessicaaz.tumblr.com/post/191336463/robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-i-dont-know
By the numbers
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eleven
RE: No Lettuce Girl
Nick: Do you want to spend the next 10 minutes looking for her?
Me: I would spend the next 10 eternities looking for her.
No Lettuce →
My own missed connection.
Mint
When I was a child I found an Andes mint on the sidewalk down the street from my house. It was so hot outside, but the mint was cool to the touch. And I ate of it.
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James Gutierrez: I think my comment is witty enough.
Jacob Martinez: It makes you sound like you're speaking ebonics
Day & Night
Superhero concept: Day & Night.
One man, with two distinct personalities, both of them superheroes.
Day fights crime during the day with a Superman-like level of morality, he is a national celebrated public figure.
Night fights crime at night, with a Punisher-like level of morality, killing criminals, often the ones that Day let slide earlier.
Flew
I was playing The Smiths fairly loudly from my cellphone while I was eating outside, and all these birds gathered around on the empty table next to me. I sat there for a long time and the birds stayed, but when I turned off the music they all flew away.
Me: What about you? You want a girlfriend?
Nick: Not one that you rejected. I don't want a girl you don't want.