June 2009
May 2009
When Email Goes Awry
An insurance agent just sent me several PDF’s that need to be signed and returned so a Vietnamise couple in Canada can activate their home insurance. Each PDF ripe with personal info.
karion:
This is simply fantastic.
joelaz:
The...
Crucial Thanks by Sublime from 40oz To Freedom
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Ideas That Will Make Me A Wealthy Millionaire...
A culinary school that doubles as a homeless shelter. Students looking to become the next top chef pay tuition to be taught at this school, with a majority of the tuition going to the upkeep of the shelter. Every day the students practice their gourmet meals which all go to the homeless. Naturally, once this becomes popular, they will make it into a reality style TV show.
TV excutives make cheque...
“I haven’t watched something without time travel in so long.”
– ‘Blackeyed’ Steve Amelotte
WatchTelevision
Hulu, so don’t even think about watching this, Canada.
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My Life In One Sentence Vol. 5
Yesterday I thought I’d try listening to something other than Third Eye Blind in my car, and it was the worst mistake I’ve ever made.
Former President Roh Moo-hyun of South Korea,... →
From the article:
Mr. Roh, who had prided himself on being a clean politician during his term from 2003 to 2008, was questioned for 10 hours on April 30 by state prosecutors over his alleged involvement in a corruption scandal that has already landed some of his relatives and aides in jail.
“I can’t look you in the face because of shame,” Mr. Roh told reporters before he presented himself for...
“Not only does it have a great dreadfulness to it, but part of it also has a...”
– MrWolf316YouTube - Godzilla theme
Godzilla videos on YouTube inspire the most insightful comments. Every time I dwell on the bad things in life, I remind myself that Godzilla is badder; and everytime I dream of the good things in the world, I remind myself that Godzilla is better.
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I also found a 50 Peso piece with my target quarter, that’s three dollars and eighty-eight cents right there.
It Was Terrible
When I was 15, I wrote a script (fan-fiction) for a Metroid movie, riddled with typos and grammar errors. The first two lines of the script literally contradicted each other. It followed the plot of the first Metroid game, except I detailed Samus Aran’s orphaning and raising by the Chozo. A Chozo scientist, in particular, who surgically altered himself so that he could produce human speech...
Pepper - “Too Much”
Palm Pre News
If you’re following the Palm Pre news, I have some to throw into the ring.
I just got back from talking to a Radio Shack employee and according to him Radio Shack will also offer an instant rebate for the Pre like Best Buy. He also said that they were getting a demo/display unit in their store for sure by the end of the month, but it could arrive as early as tomorrow 5/21. So if for some...
Look at this fu-
James Gutierrez: I'm quite unhipster.
James Gutierrez: She's not that ugly.
Jacob Martinez: You're a dirty schlarbface
James Gutierrez: I think you just have unreasonable standards.
Jacob Martinez: Hipsters wish they could be as dirty as you
Jacob Martinez: They don't bathe for weeks and still somehow you always seem to underclass them.
WatchThis is a video of a car running over my phone. The voice you hear is Andrew, I’m not in the video.
Long Beach Dub Allstars - Saw Red (originally by...
“I’m going to start a theme park called Bob DyLand.
It’s going to be...”
– Elliot “Who Killed?” Worsfold
Real Estate
Using my 22 inch monitor back home is tripping me out after having used my Dell Mini 9 screen exclusively for the last 3 weeks.
. . .impossible
OK so trying this whole “heavier than air” craft thing again tomorrow. Wish me luck and let’s hope I make it to the garden spot of the world.
WatchThe Speakeasy
Going back through my old videos.
I may actually be mentally handicapped
How come no one told me Northwest Airlines and Delta merged?
I’m supposed to be on a plane home right now but I am not, because I had no idea that NWA and Delta are the same company now, so I was waiting for 2 hours, at an empty ticket booth (right next to a Delta one), for a NWA representative to magically appear to check me into my flight. By the time I realized that the Delta counter...
Rosarito by Long Beach Dub Allstars
Well I drove...
Things that were lame about Star Trek
Talk about how great it was all you want but the movie just disappointed me, you’ll see, due to trivial inaccuracies.
Sulu is trained in fencing yet he fights with a katana.
Only Spock had the pointed sideburns instead of every male like in the show.
Everyone’s position was earned through (mis)fortune instead of years of hard work and dedication.
The whole not being able to get a...
Lie to me.
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.
Shrimp
Years ago my extended family and I ate at the gimmick restaurant Benihana. The chef stood before us and twirled and tossed his knives. Shrimp and vegetables were sliced and diced and we ate our mediocre meal. Someone inquired, of the chef, where he learned his knife throwing skills. He responded without hesitation: “Online.”
Even now that notion is humorous, but back then it was...
“I’ll be alright one way or another, so let me go, or make me want to stay.”
– Huey Lewis - “If this is it”
Blinded by Third Eye Blind
A greater pop song...
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My Life In One Sentence vol. 4
I just felt bad for Hootie & The Blowfish because I haven’t been listening to them much lately.
Ultimate Showdown
David “Davey” Crockett, king of the wild frontier VS Achilles, son of Peleus, the greatest warrior the world had ever seen
-Attributes, Crockett:
Expert marksman
Experience wrestling bears/alligators
Tennesseean
-Attributes, Achilles
Invulnerable to attack except for the on the heel
Rage
-Weapons, Crockett:
Old Betsy (Single shot rifle, no extra bullets or powder)
Hunting...
Step by Step, One by One
Huey Lewis is the only news I care about.
In Which You 'Like' All Of My Posts Yet I Am Not...
