April 2009
What A Woman Should Be:
amwelles:
trappedintime:
bellavita:
fuck, is this how all bible-toting boys think? if so, then i fail completely at resembling anything lady-like. i flirt with the boundaries of work-appropriate attire, curse like sailors raised me, wrassle with boys, and have trouble loving anyone consistently.
jonathanpeacock:
I was thinking today about my favorite movie, “The Village”, by M. Night...
Urges
Whenever I go to Canada I get the urge to destroy it.
An Observation of Ottawa Which Leads to...
If living in downtown Ottawa has taught me one thing it’s the appreciation of good cheap food. It has been impossible for me to find a good meal for under 15 dollars. This explains the cooking of ones own food and eating in, which occurs often here, as opposed to the kind of cooking and eating in that occurs at home, which stems from the lack of desire to get in a car and drive 15 minutes...
Thing that would destroy tumblr once and for all
Auto-remove-credit greasemonkey script
ugh.
thenightdances:
so, we bought some bacon saturday. well, here it is tuesday and we have yet to have it. i want some damn bacon! we were supposed to have it tonight yet, we are having nasty ass hamburgers. i hate hamburgers and i want some good food.
This is the greatest blog that has ever been written.
alla1:
Dispatch - The General
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More than human part II
I have the super-human ability to identify any outdoor photo or painting of California as being a photo or painting of California.
kazzi:
hannahisdead:
growingup:
“Saw” Theme
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La Planète Des Singes
OK remember this? Turns out I totally beat that price.
HMV in Ottawa had it also for 57 bucks which came out to 64.40 with tax which in turn comes out to 52 dollars US.
:
Somewhen out there in an alternate universe the Doctor and his companion crossed paths with Gary Seven and Miss Lincoln from Star Trek TOS Assignment: Earth.
And it was glorious.
Live From Ottawa
I’m going up to the white hinterland in a few days to hang with Who Killed? and special guest stars The Boy, Robert Bartlett, and Jessica Daley.
“Automatic cars are super easy to drive, one pedal for go, one pedal for not go....”
– My U.S.Adventure: Easter: American Style
“When I was 15 I thought the Cybiko was the future…I thought wrong.”
– Imaginary-Fiend comment on Lifehacker - Spill Your Guts in This Week’s Open Thread - open thread
No quote encapsulates my existence better than this one.
“I’d stay gay for Stephan Jenkins.”
– b182forever YouTube - Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Letterman 1997)
Compulsion
Even though I have 6 gigs of RAM in my computer, it makes me queasy when I use ~30% of it. The thought of using 2 gigs of RAM or more is unbearable and I quit unnecessary open apps and restart browsers which have gone runaway with their RAM.
Double Bones Week?
Was tonights episode of Bones new?
“This is a somewhat new song called Seven...
ar Tr
I wish there was a Star Trek episode guide that ranked how badass Spock is on a scale of 1-10 in each episode.
Yes.
James Gutierrez: So blogging is just basically talking about the stuff you encounter in your life?
Jacob Martinez: that's exactly what blogging is
Hold.
Registration begins tomorrow so last night I went online to check my stuff out and there was a hold on my account which heretofore was not there. So I sent them an email and was like
Oh no, you are not going to do this to me again you dirty [EXPLETIVES DELETED]. You better take that hold off right now or I’ll come down there and destroy your petty [EXPLETIVE DELETED].
So I checked just now...
“I like my coffee like I like my women: albino, and diabetic.”
– syntheticpubes
Basically
James Gutierrez: She's a skank or wants to be one.... and has daddy issues.
Jacob Martinez: Basically she's everything I've ever wanted.
Spicy
Today at work one of the girls came in from her lunch, sighed, and said “Wow! It’s spicy outside”. Everyone laughed and was like “BAHAH YOU SAID SOMETHING PEOPLE DON’T NORMALLY SAY”.
But then I went out for lunch and Jesus was it spicy outside. My car was melting. Today was definitely the hottest day of the year so far.
97F, 36C
ARRGH!!!
I’m madder than I’ve ever been. My movie day has been ruined! And my streak has ended. I was going to go to the dollar theater, but I have no idea how to get there which is bad because contrary to what I’ve told people for years, I am a terrible driver. Sure when I’m paling around with the guys I tell tales of my Transporter level of driving skills but it’s all a lie....
Adventureland thoughts/review...
Some critics have said really good things about Adventureland but mostly I see reviews along the lines of “Yep… it was a movie.” I saw it yesterday but I’ve found myself thinking about it all day today and I need to see it again. It had an astounding effect on me. When I left the theater I was in a great depression that I wasn’t in before I saw the movie. I wanted to...
I Saw Race to Witch Mountain
Just got back from the movies. Sorry DMHA there is only one theater showing Sunshine Cleaning in my city and it’s really far away. Tomorrow sounds like a Twilight kind of day.
What movie should I see tomorrow?
I saw Adventureland today by myself. I’m thinking of starting a tradition of going to the movies by myself everyday that I get off work early. So tomorrow I need another movie, keep in mind that the last movie I saw was Know1ng and before that I can’t even remember.
EDIT: Also note that Twilight at the dollar theater is a viable option.
WatchShort video from last Sat.
“I’d like to find someone who can delete their facebook account without posting...”
– riazm
Dell Mini 9 Running OSX Thoughts
I’ve had a day to play around with it a little more and I’m liking it a lot. Everything works fine, excepting the small problems which I am about to relate to you.
It sleeps furiously - when coming out of sleep it acts like a directional key is being held down (icons on the desktop or fields in an app are being sorted through endlessly). The cursor moves but it wont let you click on...
I'm just going to rename my blog Twilight.me
Jacob Martinez: I watched Twilight several more times and realized I was very wrong
James Gutierrez: YES!
James Gutierrez: YES YOU ARE!
Jacob Martinez: They aren't eating Twizzlers in every scene they are eating Redvines
Uh-ohs
I’m 90% sure I just witnessed a robbery. I was pulling up in my driveway and noticed a chinese food flyer on my door, so I left my garage door open and walked over and took it off.
As I was walking back I hear a lady scream, and see a man coming out of another open garage. He starts running. The lady is yelling for someone (i’m thinking her kid or husband outside). The guy is getting...
