December 2009
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November 2009
“Her tense body, thin flanks, and protruding ribs contrast with her heavy,...”
– My art history book about the She-Wolf statue.
Naked Eyes - Promises Promises
You made me...
Vampiracula
If any one wants to add me on Xbox live my gamer tag is Vampiracula.
I don’t have a gold membership yet, but I’ll probably get one soon.
Standards
Me: I set it up last night, Modern Warfare 2 is just OK so far.
James Gutierrez: Adjusting from your standards, that means it's one of the greatest games EVAR!
This is an open letter to WhoKilled because...
Dear WhoKilled,
Yeah dude I got the Modern Warfare 2 limited edition xbox. It’s pretty sweet. It all started when I somehow got the idea in my head that I wanted to learn how to play the piano. So I was like I can’t buy an actual piano, so I guess I’ll just get a keyboard or something like that. So I bought one on eBay for 150 bucks that usually retails for like 189. But the guy...
Spect
In retrospect my last post should have been titled Conjectchair.
Conject
Every Anthropology professor should institute a special seat in the lecture hall to be the assigned conjecture zone. And every time someone has a wild proclamation, they must first enter the CONJECTURE ZONE!!!
Sigh
An old man came into work today and asked me if we had a certain part for a siphon. I told him we didn’t and he sighed and said, “I can’t remember the last time I went to a store that had what I wanted.”
Karate - The State I’m In aka Goode Buy From...
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Things the pretender pretended to be in the 7th...
A virologist
A bartender
Shoot Out Bug Control man
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Things the pretender pretended to be in the 6th...
Police Officer (Miami PD)
Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer
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Things the pretender pretended to be in the 5th...
A lawyer
A professional bull rider
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Ahem. . .
So I can’t watch New Moon at midnight because I have to work early the next morning, not that anyone would go with me anyway and I wouldn’t go by myself. But I will watch the 9pm showing of Twilight and then catch New Moon after work the next day.
That
It’s a tragedy transitioning from “aren’t you a little young for that?” to “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Bark
Someone on my street got a dog and it barks every night. None of my neighbors have ever had a dog that barks before. It’s strange.
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Things the pretender pretended to be in the fourth...
a gambler/accountant/head of security at a casino
police officer (LVPD)
A national wildlife federation guy
Homo
Homo erectus is considered the most successful species in the genus Homo because it existed for about 1.5 million years. Compare that to us (H. sapiens) who have lived only about 200,000 years.
H. erectus’ brain size increased as the species evolved from a lower limit of 775 ccs to an upper limit of 1225 ccs (modern human brain is around 1350 ccs), however, from the beginning of H....
“When I went into the room, I told the man that a lady would like to see him, to...”
– Dracula by Bram Stoker
“This is a trick question; find me a person that is alone but not on their phone.”
– Nick R., referencing the people in the cafeteria.
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Things the pretender pretended to be in the third...
Jet Pilot
Music conductor
