November 2009
1 tag
Things the pretender pretended to be in the second...
An atomic engineer
U.S. Coast Guard…man
Race car driver
October 2009
“If life is just a series of ridiculous attempts to be alive, you’re a hero...”
– Community, “Intro to Statistics”
1 tag
Things the pretender pretended to be in the first...
A sea-captain
A doctor
A stock trader
A fireman
An airline pilot
Damien Jurado - Motion Sickness
Fear it will not...
“That girl right there is an engineer, you can tell because she’s a girl...”
– Nick Rodriguez III
Awesome!
The most amazing thing happened just now. There is some kind of hardcore math class in the auditorium before my art history class and the math prof dissmissed her students and half of them left. My art class started to enter and she yelled at them to get out because her class time was not finished yet. As we finally entered my prof went down while the math prof was packing her bag
Math Prof:...
“If someone from the outside were to find out that I am a student at a community...”
– Joel McHale - Community
Lulu's Sign Contest →
A friend of mine is a finalist for this Lulu’s contest, she could use your vote, there’s no sign up or registration required, just click vote and go.
Her name is Paige, she’s the last one on the list and in the voting box.
Thanks a lot!
Far
I can’t ever make up my mind as to which kind of friends are better, those who never tell you to stop, or those who tell you when you’ve gone too far.
Bob Dylan - Do You Hear What I Hear?
One of my...
God is Not the Creator →
(via David) I literally cried when I read this.
perpetua:
Bob Dylan “Must Be Santa”
That’s...
James Gutierrez: YOU USED A HIMYM LINE FOR YOUR FACEBOOK!!!
Jacob Martinez: You be quiet!
James Gutierrez: I'll be quiet.
Jacob Martinez: That was easy.
What is PALS?
iusedtobeajerk:
My name is Jacob, and I am a jerk. Somewhere along the line of my life I discovered that an easy way to be liked by people is to make fun of other people. But I kept making fun, I kept cracking jokes. I widened my target to include everyone, falsely believing that if I made fun of everybody then it was OK, as long as I wasn’t targeting a specific group.
But I’m turning over a...
Swallow
I saw a bird swallow a piece of a Flaming Hot Cheeto in a parking lot. So I stayed there, watching it, waiting for its head to explode. But it didn’t. So I left, and as I was leaving I looked back and saw the bird running to a pile of more Flaming Hot Cheetos that someone had spilled and eat some more.
Hurgh.
James Gutierrez: Hurgh. People from high school disgust me.
Jacob Martinez: People from everywhere disgust me.
“Believe me, it’s better to be dead than alone in the body of a woman.”
– Star Trek TOS ep. 79 “Turnabout Intruder”
“When I dance they call me Macarena
and the boys they say that I’m buena...”
– Los Del Rio - Macarena
