December 2008
“You, sir, are awesome.”
– Sex is Communism fan mail, the first I’ve ever recieved. The message said nothing else, not even a subject.
Applebees
A friend of mine girl I had one class with last semester works as a waitress at an Applebee’s and I want to go eat there and be served by her (I want to do that at every restaurant where someone I know works), but I don’t know which one she works at. I’m thinking of just calling every Applebee’s in the city and asking if she works there.
Dumby
I literally just now realized that people on tumblr have been using NYE to stand for New Year’s Eve. I thought it was some New York thing this whole time.
On a day when the world is obsessed with time
I too am pondering. It seems to me that 11 O’Clock AM is the worst hour. Too late for breakfast in places that don’t serve it all day, too early for lunch if you have already eaten breakfast. So close to midday but not quite there.
Sorry Catfish Enthusiasts.
Through laziness and my Flock photo uploader settings all of my recent Flickr pictures are tagged “Pond, Fish, Fishing, Lake, Catfish”
muroo:
I see nothing wrong with my Zune! (price per gig I mean in the price range I was willing to pay…)
But yes, Windows 7 does look hopeful.
I don’t see anything wrong with Zunes either really. I had a first generation one, but I broke it. The Zunes simply aren’t as popular as Microsoft would like them to be and thus a disappointment.
lalanii:
“Steady As She Goes” by Corinne...
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“That game is insane….. when I first got it, I got double teamed by some...”
– James Gutierrez
(You Don’t Know Me) B.F. Meets T.I - Team9
...
Career Option For Those With No Education #673
(un)Licensed Dog* Masseuse
With the right marketing, people will gladly pay 49 (U.S.) Dollars for their dog to have a soothing, stress relieving massage.
*Now that I think about it all of my COFTWNE involve dogs.
Last.fm Eclectic Test: How Eclectic is your Music... →
thenightdances:
tightgrip:
deadlybrad42:
nokaalma:
johnbrissenden:
butterflyeffect:
bmichael:
I scored a 650.
768 for me. Apparently that gives me bragging rights.
Ooooooh! 765
772 :-)
701! The article says “People with scores over 700 have bragging rights”, so I just made it.
702!
764 :D
808
We Don't Disco - Free album from Team9 →
Haven’t listened to it yet, but knowing Team9, it’s good.
...
Somehow I just sneezed through a tissue and all over my monitor.
“We regret to inform you that the audio in your AudioSwapped video Syntax Error...”
– OK again.
“Dear [jacob],
We regret to inform you that the audio in your AudioSwapped...”
– OK.
Question...
lamebot:
So, there are people who are seriously following hundreds of people on tumblr, and so I ask you, how do you keep up? Do you seriously read every post? Do you even read them?
I wanna knoooowwwwwww
I remember back when Tumblr was a baby, there were talks of ~50-60 being the max number one could follow without their head exploding. When I got to about 55 it was hard for me to keep up.
...
Of those I admire and respect
I like how 90% of the content of The Sneeze is now just reposts.
“You may play any particular song up to three (3) times, after which you will...”
– From the terms of agreement of Free.Napster.com
I don’t think this is enforced. I play songs from here nonstop.
It seems to me.
I just finished watching Futurama: The Beast With A Billion Backs, this being the second out of the three released Futurama movies that I’ve seen. It seems to me that all they are is a bunch of funny slightly interconnected scenes which leads to the inevitably dissapointing climax. However, in each one there is one scene just before the climax peaks which is the best scene in the movie.
...
I value good co-worker relationships
When I first started my job I made friends with some fellow cashiers. One in particular was my favorite to work with, together we formed a well oiled machine, there was no awkward conversation and she had trained me, so we were both at the same skill level at using the register.
Since then, new people have been hired, and now I have a new favorite person to work with. Together we form a...
B-T-Dub
Oh by the way that picture of the painting I posted a few days one day ago (the one on the desk, not Niobe) is what I did for my Tumblr Secret Santa person. Too bad packaging something like that is impossible and it will arrive all smeared. I tried my best though, I really did.
A curly one.
Every time I find a hair in my food I just take it out and keep eating. They don’t bother me, and I can’t blame the institution or the cook. I mean, my hair is constantly making a break for it. It doesn’t really gross me out unless it’s a curly one.
Still got time.
Totally need to mail my secret santa present.
~ Article 49 of The Bro Code ~
When asked, “Do you need some help?” a Bro shall automatically respond, “I got it,” whether or not he’s actually got it.
EXCEPTIONS: Carrying an expensive TV, parallel parking an expensive car, loading an expensive TV into an expensive car.
Excerpted from The Bro Code
cry.
Strep throat. that is all.
Hey Tumblr
pterodactyls:
I am going to map you. Where are you located?
(reblog! reblog like the wind!)
San Antonio, Texas
Illn'
OK so I’m totally getting sick. My throat is killing me right now. Last time this happened I was able to knock it out by going to bed extremely early and sleeping in. I just tried that and got about 2 hours but can’t go to sleep this early. Oh well. Tomorrow if it keeps up I’m going to have to break out the big guns before work. I mix two parts Vinegar to one part Honey (or until...
Career option #347
Dog Bounty Hunter
Not to be confused with Dog THE Bounty Hunter, a Dog Bounty Hunter scours neighborhoods for “Lost Dog REWARD”, signs and then tracks down and captures lost pooches, claiming their bounties.
Dude
I touched SO many dolphins today. Seriously.