December 2008
"When you're stuck in a ditch-- or something like...
A good friend of mine that I haven’t seen in forever just stopped by. I have a few friends of this status, they could be like hey Jacob I need to borrow your house for a few hours and I’d toss them the keys without asking any questions or any second thoughts.
“Joy saddens the weak.”
– Andrew Khan
A classic quote I can’t believe I never Tumbl’d before.
Eggs (if eggs were reviewed online the same way...
*—— (One out of 4 stars)
Pros: The box was nice…
Cons: This is the first time I’ve purchased this brand of eggs and my last. If you are thinking of buying these eggs, DO NOT BUY THEM, spend a little extra on a better brand. You get what you pay for I guess. I brought these eggs home and within two weeks two of them had hairline cracks on their shells. RMA’ed them...
November 2008
Upon closer inspection.
I just looked at my tooth with a flashlight and I don’t think there actually is a hole there after all.
My daddy warned me about this. . .
I’ve been meaning to go to the dentist. A few weeks ago one of my teeth started hurting whenever I ate something, after about a week it stopped so I thought nothing of it.
Last night I just happened to look inside my mouth and my very last molar on the left side of my bottom jaw has a freaking huge hole in it. I can actually see all the way to the chewy center. It looks like I had a filling...
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my...”
– Voltaire (via bitchville)
Not to make light...
trappedintime:
But is there anything more humiliating than your life ending inside Walmart?
Let it be noted that he died in the line of duty.
I'm so funny.
James: I love pumpkin Pie too much.
Jacob: it is the Jester of Pies
James: Jester...?
James: Do explain.
Jacob: No one can eat it without smiling
Jacob: (BAHAHA!!)
James: That was a corny but quality joke.
Is it going to rain today? →
Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being... →
inothernews:
wooliebear:
NY Daily News:
A worker died after being trampled and a woman miscarried when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island Wal-Mart Friday morning, witnesses said.
The unidentified worker, employed as an overnight stock clerk, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.
Witnesses said the surging...
Fedora 10 vs. Ubuntu 8.10 Benchmarks Result in... →
Wow this is pretty neat, almost every test is a dead heat.
First Black Friday Experience.
Went out and bought a printer this morning.
That is all.
The ongoing project fund
At the rate at which I am making money (not very much and not very fast), it will take the equivalent of 4 months of saving in order to pay for all of the parts of the computer I am building, counting the parts I have already purchased; and this is only true if I spend money on NOTHING else during this period.
However, by the time 4 months comes around the parts that I am planning on purchasing...
Warp speed
onionvolcano:
tumbl-me:
That star trek episode took me two hours to watch for some reason.
Which one was it? Some of them felt like two hours. Was there a mugato?
TOS Ep. 3 Where No Man Has Gone Before
Warp speed
That star trek episode took me two hours to watch for some reason.
WTF FTW this is pissing me off..
seashellhell:
tumbl-me:
seashellhell:
hahah, damn, scam… so what was the problem? what do you see in that html? all i did was mention facebook and she started following me….
what do we do now? ;)
As far as my limited knowledge goes, that piece that’s bolded makes the page refresh after 5 seconds to that facebook app page. Her last blog is about that app, I was thinking it was...
WTF FTW this is pissing me off..
seashellhell:
there is a new person following me and when I try to check them out, it keeps taking me to some fucking facebook application page…. really fucking annoying.
My question: Is this some sort of new scam through tumblr?
<##meta name=”color:Date” content=”#ccc”/> <##meta name=”color:Date Block” content=”#6498cc”/> ...
Song I would most like to hear Stephen Malkmus...
If I Were a Boy by Beyonce
Nooo!
My Star Trek episode keeps freezing up.
(You can see every ep of the original series on CBS: http://www.cbs.com/classics/star_trek/index.php
Shaving your legs is such a waste of soap.
danielac:
Fuck it. I’m not gonna waste any more soap unless I’m going somewhere fancy with a skirt or dress on.
Today was a sad waste of a cute outfit and shaved legs.
Even though I’m a guy and don’t shave my legs, myself and others (including ladies) have found that the sharper the blades, and the more of them and the only lubricant required is water (preferably after a shower)....
Oh, one more thing!
craytonc:
If you know of a Tumblr theme that has nifty “Next Post” and “Previous Post” buttons in each post block, can you drop me a line and let me know where you saw it? It would make reading that game/fiction Tumblr a lot easier!
Please and thank you!
http://bygoneera.tumblr.com
Kind of confusing with the whole “earlier posts” “later posts” but that can be changed.
Your prices do not compute.
robot-heart:
So I work in a building full of engineers — people who I assume are pretty good at math.
Today I went to the soda machine to get a 12 oz. can of Dr. Pepper. Said can is priced at $0.75. The 16 oz. bottles of Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, are $1.35. Obviously, the better deal is buying the 12 oz. can. And yet…people are obviously buying the bottles.
Why? If I, lowly anti-math...
New*
My new* technique for writing essays is just to write sentences out of order as they come to me instead of intro to conclusion, then ordering them and filling in needed info.
*Note this is different from my usual technique of just writing random sentences out of order and turning it in.
New Cliché
Jacob: I inadvertently created a new cliche today
James: I have to kill them all.
James: Really? What is?
Jacob: "The quickest way down a flight of stairs is to fall."
Jacob: You'll get there faster but you'll get hurt in the end
“I would never let maggots eat my dead tissue.”
– Girl in history (yes the same one)
“To cook the inside you have to destroy the outside.”
– Paul Thurrott on cooking turkeys
Secret #31
taramichelle:
I don’t pay attention to the rest of the world because when I die, I’m dying alone.
That’s what she used to say… before the accident.
“Not only does she not care, she actively goes out of her way to not do stuff.”
– Paul Thurrott on his wife
“She’s a Harajuku slave owner who treats Asian people as accessories.”
– bitchville’s thoughts of theory//big bang: I hate Gwen Stefani.
Sometimes I go to video game stores in the mall and stand close to the shelves of new games and wait for little asian girls to crowd around me to see the games. Then I pretend I have my own Harajuku girls.
“Cons: nutin honey”
– Cesar - Newegg.com - EVGA 132-BL-E758-A1 LGA 1366 Intel X58 ATX Intel Motherboard - Intel Motherboards Review
http://upsider.tumblr.com/post/61103944/tumbl-me-th... →
upsider:
tumbl-me:
thenightdances:
unconventionalitismnessity:
My new journal, black leatherbound with the closing strap on my wrist. Note my old journal, House of Leaves, and Oliver Twist in the background. Never pay for your own ideas.
The Picture of Dorian Gray is a great book. I used to have it…
AHHH House of Leaves!!! I got so scared after reading it I Jumanji’d it and haven’t seen...
“The Boy, he doesn’t get seduced.”
– Elliot Worsfold on The Boy
So it turns out. . .
I bought myself the present that my mom and dad got me for my birthday, except I got a way better deal.
The case of the missing flats
There was a girl today at PetSmart and when she came in and payed for her stuff she was wearing leopard print flats. Than later I saw her walking out of the store and she was wearing completely different shoes.
This fascinated me.
Uh?oh
I just tried to order something online and the page hanged up at “processing your order, please wait…” and nothing ever happened.
This happened a few minutes ago but I never got a confirmation email so I’m not sure if it went through or not.
More Sauce!
I didn’t do a repeat at Burger King today… instead of getting a Tendercrisp and a Double Stacker, I just got two double stackers, and I did not take a break between eating them. I also went to the same Burger King and got rang up by the same cashier.
"Food" Diary (Yesterday)
1. One Burger King Tendercrisp sandwich (with lettuce and tomatoes scraped off) + Half of a can of Big Red
30 min break
2. One Burger King Double Stacker + one can of Sierra Mist
(I’m thinking of doing a repeat today, but from a different burger king so they don’t think i’m gross)
So it is said.
If Dana Stevens says I shouldn’t see Twilight, then see Twilight I shall NOT!
(Although they did say the movie was a bajillion times better than the book)
I've loved you for a thousand years. . .
I finally got a copy of the first Scott Pilgrim GN which I’ve been wanting to read for over two years or so. It started off great, kind of petered off at the middle and the ending was completely dumb.
Now I have to read the rest to see if it redeems itself.
I've learned my lesson
I just illegally downloaded the new Killers album and it’s all skippy and not very good. I knew one of these days I’d get my comeuppance.
“Two of the worst things in history: Sideburns and Hookers!”
– ~ Girl in history class
