January 2008
Anti-gravity Lean →
Michael Jackson actually has a patent for his Anti-gravity lean. Sweet!
In Your Dreams! →
My latest project is almost ready for go time. The site needs a little tweaking, but it’s functional. Here’s a rundown of what it is - I’ll be putting my dreams in this blog as I have them/remember them, the goal being that one of the readers somewhere in the world has had to have had that exact same dream, or a very similar one, and will tell me in the comments.
“And as you walk through death’s dark veil,
The cannon’s thunder...”
– You Will Be My Ain True Love Allison Kraus
WatchSomeone Pownced this earlier.
“Well, we drove that car all night into San Anton’
And we slept near the...”
– Bob Dylan
“I don’t know about you gentlemen, but I intend to live forever.”
– Me
“Ahaha! Straight up naked, eh.”
– Jess Daley
“First rule of communication: Never mention Hitler.”
– My Philosophy Professor
WatchOh my god! This song blows me away.
Sir Pownce Alot
Just got a Pownce account, and am messing around with it. Be my friend/fan if you want to. http://pownce.com/JacobM/public/
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...”
– Robert A. Heinlein
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“Stand tall for the beast of America. Lay down like a naked dead body.”
– Nico Vega
“Well, if it’s not a Jew i’m not going to hate it.”
– Elliot Worsfold as Will Smith upon seeing a zombie.
5 Linguistic terms that sound kind of dirty
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“My dad brought me home one and I didn’t eat it…and he got angry.”
– Jess Daley on chocolate covered icecream, even from Dairy Queen.
“As seen in this 1981 ad, even the lamest of child could believe that he or she...”
– Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing.
“I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix.”
– Sherlock Holmes, in “The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone”
“In my fantasies she was a Dark Lady, like from American gangster movies, a lady...”
– Bernardo Bertolucci in reference to Eva Green
“While I was at the supermarket, I decided to surprise him and bring home an...”
– The Sneeze
“Eden is burning, either brace yourself for elimination
Or else your hearts must...”
– Bob Dylan - Changing of the Guards
“I’d rather live where Davey Crockett died than where he passed through.”
– Me