August 2007
“*Gasp* A sad crying clown in an iron lung. I’ve always wanted one.”
– Rocko from Rocko’s Modern Life.
“How short life must be, if something so fragile can last a lifetime.”
– Franz Kafka
WatchYahoo! Music
“In the event that you die before the end of your subscription period, your...”
– Match.com
The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good... →
“YouTube is like the show COPS but for the Internet. If you ever want to feel...”
– Tigerblade
“Oh and she says ‘Where’s your stamina?’ and you say...”
– Girl in a Coma
FaceWHAT?
jackfate989: having both a facebook and a myspace is blowing my mind
jackfate989: every time i want to go to one i accidentally type the other
jackfate989: and it takes me like 20 seconds to realize that I'm not on the right one
James Gutierrez: lol
James Gutierrez: Depressing...
jackfate989: then today i typed Facebucket
James Gutierrez: lol!
jackfate989: instead of Photobucket
James Gutierrez: At least you didn't type MyBook
James Gutierrez: Or FaceSpace
jackfate989: hee hee
jackfate989: that's funny
jackfate989: I'm waiting for a FaceBooty
jackfate989: which doesn't even make sense
James Gutierrez: lol
“Make not thy daughter a common strumpet.”
– Leviticus 19:29
“Make sure to never do it with a singer because he’ll tell everyone in the...”
– Jack White
“You fool it could have been love.”
“The mystery is what STD you’ll contract after he drops a roofie in your...”
– NoWireHangers
