August 2007
“Steve is injected with ‘super-soldier’ serum until he transforms...”
– Jay Pinkerton
July 2007
“I’m not God I’m a girl I confess”
– sara groves
“I was born at Lewis Memorial Hospital in Chicago, I don’t remember much...”
– Zoilus
“The scar had not pained Harry for 19 years. All was well.”
– last line of harry potter
“She is like a siren… drawing you in with her sweet lips and teasing...”
– Longcat
“Writing is a dog’s life, but the only life worth living.”
– Gustave Flaubert
Crush Amy
The Russian: since your jobless and everything
jackfate989: how do you know i'm jobless?
The Russian: e*
The Russian: ....
The Russian: +looks at jacob+
jackfate989: Haven't you seen the quality blogs i've been churning out? That's a job in itself
The Russian: ..
The Russian: no
The Russian: paying
jackfate989: i get payed with glee, every time someone comments me.
The Russian: oh im sorry
The Russian: i hope glee feeds you full
The Russian: and your kids
The Russian: and your cat
jackfate989: Can't I just feed off of the souls of the other bloggers I crush?
jackfate989: like Amy?
“Blink, and you’ll die in the dark”
– Bob Mellin
“Your ass is about to get its own ass handed to it.”
– Matthew Durand
“My karate will disintegrate your genitals.”
– Charles Mackinson
“4th of July is America’s Canada Day”
– Leo Laporte
“if a person with a penis is near a computer and has the means to see boobies,...”
– MasterDave