July 2007
“You can’t break my heart; it’s liquid. It melted when I met you.”
– Flight of The Conchords
“It was something like but not necessarily Shindler’s List”
– Flight of The Conchords
June 2007
“Jesus has returned, and he’s a phone now.”
– Scott Kurtz, in response to iPhone
“I believe it was a young Stephen Hawking who said, ‘If cookies were...”
– I don’t know
“Conquest. He was out to make a conquest. Didn’t care whose heart was...”
– Corky Robbins
“Only Perpetua would use the word “dickish” as a compliment. Teach...”
– John
Wubi →
Wubi
“so r u excited 2 c transformers?…do they have the transformers in canada?”
– Laura Oranday
Things to do after installing Ubuntu
1. Search ‘Codecs’ in Add/Remove Programs 2. Search ‘plugins’ in Add/Remove Programs 3. Enable NTFS access = “sudo apt-get install ntfs-3g ntfs-config” 4. Search “core fonts’ in Add/Remove Programs 5. Search ‘beagle’ in Add/Remove Programs 6. Customize background/toolbars 7. Learn keyboard shortcuts go to System > Preferences >...
“You want to know what man is made of? I can assure you I don’t know.”
– me.
“More than a few companies have wrecked on these shoals.”
– Leo Laporte as a pirate