May 2007
“It was as though 6 million souls cried out in anguish and then were silenced.”
– TWIT
Mrs. Burden's Eating Habits
Jacob: We all know Mrs. Burden doesn't eat.
James: She eats, but she eats, you know, man-flesh.
“Nothing’s available in Canada except maple syrup and snow.”
– Leo Laporte
“People just like to own stuff.”
– the guy from Ask a Ninja
“I’m convinced that guy is Satan, in fact, the fact that he died suggests...”
– Paul Thurrott on Jack Phileny rolling over in his grave
“Hey Sandman! I’ll hold him down, you punch him with your enormous sand...”
– Venom
“…and it turns out all I needed was a penis made of heroin-laced chocolate....”
– Cash