April 2007
“Note to self: If getting in wreck, aim for dry ice truck.”
– faust1200
“Canada is like America’s Sweden, and Sweden is planet earths Sweden.”
– Me
“The rhetoric and treason of saying that I’ll miss you. Of saying...”
– the pamphleteer
“This is what canada sounds like.”
– luyenado. In reference to The Weakerthans
“Bitches, Niggaz, put away yo’ pistol, when i’m walking downtown with...”
– ol’ dirty bastard
“You don’t wanna be a grasshopper in the chicken lot.”
– some guy on TWiT
“I’m a piece of human garbage.”
– you
Lovers
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i'm accomplished!
The below is part of an article that I wrote for newsvine, and i didn’t want to write it again so here.One of the new hip things they were trying to associate themselves with was the concept of Open S… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
I'm a crybaby pee-shy bitch.
A great article from The Sneeze about THE MAN TROUGH!!!!!p.s ^^^^That mother fucker!… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“I’m a crybaby pee-shy bitch.”
– Steve from The Sneeze
Ahem.
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“Who needs a limo?! I can go in my car — and still look like the shit on...”
– Andrew Khan
“From America’s heart-land, Mexico!”
– Futurama
“I told you, I can’t think of one on the spot!”
– Crystal Olivas
Leal Street
My Dad has the ultimate ability to sum up any situation in one sentence or less. For example, while leaving New York City he exclaimed, “New York is a shit hole!”So after watching 300 today for the fi… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
I am blind.
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ALIENS ON THE MYSPACE!!!!!!
Everyone run for cover, take shelter in your bomb … shelters!Aliens have invaded Planet Earth, and they have Myspaces!… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)