April 2007
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March 2007
Even as i left . . .
Even as I left Florida Far enough, far enough Wasn’t far enough Couldn’t quite seem to escape myself Far enough, far enough Far from Florida We were all drowsing in cruise control Far enough, far en… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“Even as I left Florida Far enough, far enough Wasn’t far enough”
– Modest Mouse
appropriate
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Rejectance Letter
I just got rejected by Boston University!!!!How awesome is that?!?! (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Boogie Wonderland
Sounds fly through the night, I change my vinyl dreams to boogie won-der-land… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“He should be thankful his balls did not collapse on themselves like a neutron...”
– Zaki
“Sounds fly through the night, I change my vinyl dreams to boogie won-der-land.”
Smack my bitch up!
“You’d hear of odd things if I lived alone with that mawkish, waxen face: the most ordinary would be painting on its white the colours of the rainbow, and turning the blue eyes black, every day or tw… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Come on ladies!!!
Seriously i need a freaking date to Prom. (don’t act like you don’t need one)… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Initiate Project: Who Wants to go to Prom with...
Yeseery Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a once in a life time opportunity!!!I’m looking for a date to Prom, if you would like to go with me, just get in touch some how and we’ll see what we can do.To ex… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
OWNAGE OWNED OWNAGE OWNED!!!!!!!222
James Gutierrez: PWND!jackfate989: OWNAGE OWNED OWNAGE OWNEDJames Gutierrez: THAT IS OWNAGE!jackfate989: no it’s notjackfate989: you should have seen it opening dayJames Gutierrez: I couldn’t.jackfate… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Now you can see what i'm doing in real-time!
If you look on my profile you’ll see there is a new box above the Quiz results that i have…Every time you go to my profile it will be updated with my latest Twitter thingies. Which i update on my de… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Best of the Blog: Did you know?
Did you know. . . that instead of eating or drinking, Mr. T absorbs the crushed self-esteem of the fools he has pitied? that the shampoo adverts were lying, you are in fact n… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“She knows in her heart that my rhymes be too tight, I’m Nickleodian,...”
– My infinite wisdom
Best of The Blog: Get Low Amy
**Attention**Loyal readers of this blog, and Amy, please watch the following video before reading the blog.(Video not here just read it)..>
*Get low Jacob*Amy be bloggin’ she be d… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Best of the Blog: Tragedy in my Pantsfloor
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Best of the Blog: Little Known Facts about Jacob...
I can sing almost anything to the tune of Gravedigger by The Dave Matthews Band, and do regularly.”Shampoo, can you shampoo my hair?Can you make it bubbly?So that i can feel the rinseI can feel the ri… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
What is love?
What is love?Love is directly proportionate to the amount you want to be alone in life.For example, how much do i want to be alone in life?I like to say that i’d rather be alone more than mosttherefor… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“ If we’re not supposed to dance, Why all this music?”
– Gregory Orr
“And then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘I Love...”
– some song
“Gaffer’s tape - it’s the badass brother of duct tape.”
– CaliforniaCajun
Featured
I have become a featured writer on Newsvine. (Newsvine is for smart people, you wouldn’t know about it.)But anyway, this just proves my assumption that they just randomly put people in the Featured Wr… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Why do Boy-girls fall in love with Girl-boys?
#include … (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Oh GOD! What have i become?!?!?
I was just in the bathroom and i thought of the perfect quote to describe myself.”Between the constant masturbation, constant eating and sleeping,i’m constantly blogging.”… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Best of Jacob's Blog: Alphabet Brigade
jackfate989: have you heard of the Alphabet Brigade?James Gutierrez: No.jackfate989: that’s not their real name but i just made it upjackfate989: they’re these girls that go to jayjackfate989: and on… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
We can rebuild you, we have the technology
I’ve blogged before on the several different types of … blogging. And if you are reading this blog now, chances are you are a blogger yourself. So my question is, what if you could make a Frankens… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
I'll DO IT!!
Allow me to spare you the vomit noises throughout, “Why Boys Fall in Love with Girls 1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
“It’s a long way up there, and the air is very thin.”
– i dont’ know
“Let’s put a man on the moon within this decade. Not because it is EASY,...”
– JFK
“We can rebuild you, we have the technology.”
– that show from a long time ago
“Exploration makes one wiser; even if the only wisdom gained is to know where not...”
– Tommy Dewar
So we meet again Octopussy. . .
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Jacob and The Heartstoppers
Ehh EhhEhhEhhEhhBingy dingy dum*whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle* *whistle*Bingy dingy dingI can’t stand those Graviton’s and Gravioli’sOne things fer sure, your heart will be… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Guess What!!!!
I GOT IN TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHWELIhaigao9u8”!!!#@2 … (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Love will . . .
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“We’ll lure them here, where the earth is cut apart by jagged mountains.”
– not really from 300 but sounds like it should be
“The best part of taking latin is being able to look your date straight in the...”
– assembled by yours truly
“Quit sweeping my chimney I say!”
– Merlin Mann
Extra Virgin Sound Cartoon
This is an unfinished version of what will be played at my Senior Presentation.There is no sound except for at the end because the sound will be performed live in the Library on April 18th.
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“It hurts when you get hit by the Skittles.”
– Xavy
“She was much too fond of Heathcliff.”
– Wuthering Heights
“If you could put your finger anywhere in the world, where would you put it?”
– the sneeze
On Blogging
I also just wrote a half essay on blogging. Ah yes, blogging. It’s such a wonderful feeling, the excitement at the fact that in just a few moments anyone with internet access can read what you have t… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
ARGGHHH!!! Mmmmm!!!
An unexpected error has occured? AN UNEXPECTED ERROR HAS OCCURED?!?!? It’s not unexpected, i knew it was gonna happen. It’s happened the other 15 times i tried to go to my blog!Anyway, i just found a … (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
hee hee (*whisper* What's the security word? It's...
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Check out this video: (Live)Metallica cover songs
(Live)Metallica cover songs
Add to My Profile | More VideosThey can barely do Seven Nation Army with TWO guitars. Jack White does it with one…. (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
Senior Project
I did about 50 seconds of it today!!! A great accomplishment
Check out this video: (Live)Metallica cover songs
(Live)Metallica cover songs
Add to My Profile | More VideosThey can BARELY do Seven Nation Army with TWO guitars. Jack White does it with one…. (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)
My Blogging
If you’re a heavy weight like me (not a lightweight like Amy) you’ve had several blogs, several totalling up to like 30, each one slightly different, and under a different provider. So continuing my l… (via The more you read my blog, the worse your life seems!)