December 2007
The Ohare The Ohare
This is officially the most expensive blog post evar!!!2 I’m stuck overnight at Ohare international airport in Chicago. So yeah, it’s going to be a long night. At 7:00 am I’ll have officially been awake for 24 hours. See you guys when I get in. I have a few more minutes left on this computer, I met a girl here also going to San Antonio from Mexico, she’s supposed to go...
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