October 2007
“Sounds like a good night to me. Some Youtube, a little Diet Pepsi. I might even...”
– ~Amber Mac
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“Just slow down the Earth slightly and you will solve the problems of Mankind.”
– Professor Stadnik
“If you do this I’m sure you will win the Nobel Prize, but don’t...”
– (Physics) Professor Stadnik
Day
Jacob: It's going to be a nice day tomorrow.
Elliot: I know, I'd rather it be dirty freaking disgusting day.
“Come to Nacadoches, Texas, there’s not a damn thing to do but me.”
– AJ
Candy bag
Me: Ahh! my finger
Her: What happened?
Me: My finger got stuck in my candy bag.
Her: Your candy bag?
Me: My bag of candy.
Her: Yeah I know what a candy bag is!
“Owww! My finger! Hold me! Hold me, I dare you to.”
– ~Emma Ferguson in a chipmunk voice.
“Just get some toothpaste shaped like a gun and you’ll be alright.”
– Leo Laporte
For Real
“Some nights I thirst for real blood For real knives For real cries And then the flash of steel from real guns In real life Really fills my mind Sometimes the blood from real cuts Feels real nice When it’s really mine And if you want it to be real Come over for one night And we can really, really climb” ~Okkervil River
“I wish they had a ‘little breakfast’.”
– Marie
“Never trust your gut, always trust the Physics.”
– ~Me
“The Doughnut is outside.”
– Prof. Stadnik
“Never use putty.”
– Prof. Stadnik
“The most important thing in life is to stop saying ‘I wish’ and...”
– David Copperfield
Beaver
jackfate989: i saw a freaking beaver today
a1989peanut: did you pee your pants?
jackfate989: but it scared the crap out of me so much that i couldn't get my camera out
a1989peanut: hahaha
jackfate989: it ran into a bush and then as i walked past it poked it's head out to look at me again
jackfate989: like i was the weirdo
a1989peanut: hahaha
Doctor WHO???
jackfate989: i'm expecting a package
jackfate989: from my mother
jackfate989: I bought myself a Sonic Screwdriver from Dr. Who, and it was shipped to my house so she's sending it to me
jackfate989: i can't wait
a1989peanut: your lame... thats sounds soo gay
jackfate989: It's so not gay that I'll have to beat the ladies away from me with my sonic screwdriver
a1989peanut: hahahaha anyone trying to "hit on" you must be blind.
a1989peanut: or disformed...
jackfate989: "Hey ladies, You ever seen anyone do laundry like THIS?!?!"
jackfate989: Bow chika wow wow
“Let’s party like it’s B.C. XXIVV!”
– My Pop Culture and Religion Professor.
“Mommies and baby Jesi are not sexy.”
– My Pop Culture and Religion Professor.