Jacob Martinez
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One of the things that has always bothered me about the various Star Trek series’ is that when characters run a program in the holodeck that requires a certain costume they physically put on those costumes in their rooms and then walk with them on to the holodeck. Why? Why replicate physical material and wear it instead of just letting the holodeck overlay a costume onto your body? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
“I don’t know what they’re talking about. I have to look up every other word in the dictionary then I have to look up those words in the children’s dictionary. Takes me a half hour to read a page.”
Where The Heart Is. 2000.
I had oysters for the first time today. They taste exactly the way you’d think they taste. With lemon juice on them they’re better, they taste exactly like lemons. Basically what I’m saying is lemons taste good.
Me
This cake was delicious. No, actually now that I think about it, it wasn’t that good.
I spend most of my time trying to figure out which junk food is the most healthful while ignoring the fact that fruits and vegetables exist.
Billy: Speaking of which, our communicators are fully functional again thanks to Zordon and Alpha.
Kimberly: Cool. So, like, we can teleport and communicate to the command center with these things?
Billy: Affirmative.
Kimberly: This is so nineties.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Season 1, Episode 2 “High Five”.
I got my Doctorate in the fine art of pitying these fools
90% of the reason why I didn’t attend my own commencement ceremony is how absolutely cheap the gowns always look. They look like they cost 15 cents to make out of downcycled vinyl umbrellas. I just saw a group photo of graduates and literally thought “Why are all those dudes wearing trash bags?”
And it’s not even like you can go out and buy your own nice gown, because then you’d stick out like a sore thumb for the entire ceremony and everyone would think you were a jerk (which you would be if you did that).
